Atlanta ATC:
"Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air:
"Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC:
"Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air:
"Thank you, Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause:
Static...
Saudi Air:
"ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!!! WE COMING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC:
Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Ya'll be careful now and tell Allah "hey, for us...."
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