New Turkey Recipe
Your dinner will be the talk of the town!

The Recipe:

Step 1:
Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.

Step 2:
Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully.
(see above picture for details)

Step 3:
Roast according to your own recipe and serve.

Step 4:
Watch your guests' faces...

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Christmas dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Merry Christmas Everyone!