My Momma taught me about Envy...
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
My Momma taught me about Behavior Modification...
"Stop Acting like your father!"
My Momma taught me about the Circle of Life...
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."
My Momma taught me about Stamina...
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
My Momma taught me about the science of Osmosis...
"Shut up and eat your Supper!"
My Momma taught me about Contortionism...
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My Mother taught me Irony...
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
My Momma taught me to appreciate a job well done.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside... I just finished cleaning."
My Momma taught me about Time Travel...
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My Momma taught me about Foresight...
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My Momma taught me about Logic...
"Because I said so, that's why."
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"My Momma taught me well"
