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Rednecks
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow...
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
Redneck Cooler
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say,...."I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, Go ahead."
Redneck Cellar
Redneck Garden
Did you hear they raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Redneck Limo
Redneck Mailbox
Who invented the toothbrush ?
!!! A Redneck !!!
(Anyone else would have called it a teeth brush.)
Redneck Moon Landing
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
He says to the driver, "Got any I.D. ?" . .
The redneck driver replies "Bout wut ?"
Redneck Time Out
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Weenie Roast
A new Redneck law was just recently passed.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down?
"Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . up in flames
... and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them!"
A REDNECK THANKSGIVING!
If Norman Rockwell was a Redneck!
That's All Folks!
Pass It Around!
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